Detroit Rock City (1998)

I saw this movie on DVD. It's about four cool dudes who try to go see the best band in the world KISS! Also the name of the movie is because the movie takes place in Detroit, which I guess is a great city for Rock and Roll Music. Anyway, the four cool dudes get into some serious hijinx that put their chances of seeing KISS in jeopardy. It's really crazy and we all have a lot of laughs. Not them though. The situation is really serious on their end. I liked this movie. Truly funny!

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The Man With The Iron Fists (2012)

I saw this movie at the theaters. It's about a guy who gets his arms cut off by a crazy guy with long hair and a robot with human skin. The guy with no arms teams up with a guy whose name is Knife (LOL!) and they make him some new arms. He uses the new arms to fight. A lot of other people do fighting too. Most of them have knives and also a lot of people die. The guy with metal fists is super good at punching. I guess he was a cyborg? Either way, tough dude!

**/*****

Skyfall (2012)

I saw this movie at the theater. It was good but it was weird that James Bond fought the Joker. Also it's weird that Kevin McAllister Home Alones grew up to be James Bond. Also guns are weird. Why do they obey their masters when their masters only use them for evil? Come on, guns! Rise up! Take your lives back! I liked the part in this movie where James Bond was on a subway. What kind of spy takes the subway? Who's he spying on, the dude in the back that maybe peed himself? Spoiler Alert, James Bond: Yeah, he peed himself. Action Packed!

*****/*****

Titanic (1997)

I saw this movie on video. This movie is ok I guess. It's about a lot of dumb people riding on the Titanic. Don't those people know that boat sank? Anyway, if you can get past that stretch, it's about a rich girl and a poor guy that fall in love and fog up a car window. Missed opportunity: They could have played "Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates on the soundtrack the first time Kate Winslet appears. Anyway, almost everyone dies because just like the real Titanic, this one sank too. All those people could have avoided chilly deaths if they had just looked up that boat on www.altavista.com

**/*****

Flight (2012)

I saw this movie at the theater. Denzel is a pilot and he sure likes to drink. He flies a plane upside down! Everyone on the plane is scared but Denzel is not because good ol' Uncle Alcohol is cranking through his system. He makes the plane land regular and then everyone's like "Hey is Denzel an alcoholic?" and Denzel is all "No leave me alone I just want to listen to Joe Cocker all by myself" but everyone's like "I'm not sure I believe you you're holding six beers." One guy at the theater said "Oh No" really loud when Denzel took a drink. Instead of everyone telling that guy to shut up, they laughed, and he thought it was ok to do that and kept trying to say stuff throughout the rest of the movie. Also the dude in front of me did not shower. Possibly he hasn't ever showered. The end of this movie was ok but not great.

*****/*****

Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

I saw this movie at the theaters. This movie was crazy. Apparently video games are real??? Anyway this big guy wants to be nice to people but instead of changing his actions he goes to a different video game and befriends a little girl. I guess that's cool. The little guy who always has to clean up after the big guy goes looking for him and also the mean lady from Glee is there. I think this movie is pro-diabetes because there is a lot of candy and sugar and they act like that's no big deal. Sure, it's all adorable until someone loses a foot. Funny!

*****/*****

No Strings Attached (2011)

I saw this at the theaters. This is a smart comedy about a really dumb guy (Ashton Kutcher) dating up. Basically the dumb guy falls for a hot doctor who is way out of his league, and it just shows you that two people of different intelligences can have great chemistry. I liked that Ashton Kutcher played a dumb guy. Boy that guy's got some range! I also like the poster how they illustrate he is dumb by only having him put his pants on one leg. LOL! Like he's gonna be able to go outside like that! Truly humorous.

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